Tuesday, July 12, 2005

WTF - Who's Changing Daddy?

I saw that John Waters movie "A Dirty Shame" (and it was) the other day. There was a guy in it who got off on dressing up and acting like a baby ... no, really. I thought it was a figment of Mr. Waters ever subversive imagination, but apparently not:

Willie Windsor, 54, of Phoenix has for several years lived as a full-time baby, wearing frilly dresses, diapers and bonnets, sucking on a pacifier, eating Gerber cuisine, and habitually clutching a rag doll, in a home filled with oversized baby furniture. According to a long Phoenix New Times profile in June, the diaper is not just a prop. Windsor said he worked hard to become incontinent, even chaining the commode shut to avoid temptation, and the reporter admitted feeling "disconcert(ed)" that Windsor might be relieving himself at the very moment he was describing his un-toilet training. Apparently, Windsor's brother, ex-wife, girlfriend and a neighbor tolerate his lifestyle (though no girlfriend has yet been willing to change his diapers). Windsor is a semi-retired singer-actor and said he's been celibate for nine years. [Phoenix New Times, 6-9-05]

Thank U once again Chuck Shepherd for finding stories on the shittiest people.

U know, what's weirder to me than the old man eating Gerber and shitting himself, are all the people in his life who put up with it. I mean he had an ex-wife? A girlfriend? Did he make goo - goo gaa gaa sounds to romance them? And I have a hard time finding a mate??

What the f*ck?!?!?!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the man's a true patriot. Anarchist, perhaps, but we do live in the land of the free. What's your problem with that?

12:28 AM  

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